Gandhi Jayanti Sms Joke

CIRCUIT- Bhai, GANDHI JAYANTI Ke Bare Me Batao.

MUNNA BHAI - GANDHI Mast, Solid Admi Tha.
Par JAYANTI Ke Sath Kya Lafda Tha,
Ye Apun Nahi Janta.

Sms Exam Joke - Marks

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagane chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
maine to us kaminey master
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hai…!!

Hindi Jokes

Ravan: Cigarette hai kya?
Hanuman: Nahi
Ram: Ek packet hai na?
Hanuman: Aap Chup rahiye Prabhu
Saale k 10 sir hai poora packet khatam ho jayega.

Hindi Sms Joke

Santa ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.
Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne kaha 'Test honge'.
Santa bola- Inki umar zyada hai test nahin oneday ya 20-20 karwa lo.

Gullu's Wish and God's Humor

Gullu to God: Plz give me 1 bag full of MONEY,
a JOB and 1 BIG Vehicle full of GIRLS!

GOD: TATHASTU




Today Gullu is Bus Conductor in Govt Girls College.

Funny Joke SMS "Parrot"

Ek admi ki car se parrot takra k behosh ho gya. Admi parrot ko ghar le gya, pinjre me rakha, khana diya.

Parrot hosh me aaya, bola: Aila jail? Car ka driver mar gya kya.

Deadly IQ of a Sardar

Deadly IQ of a Sardar..
Wat is d opposite of Achaar?
Ans. Onion!

How?

Achaar=Pickle=Pee-Kal
so opposite of Pee-Kal is Pee-Aaj=Peeaaj=Onion!
Ultimate logic

SMS Jokes "Dadi Se Shadi"

Bachcha- Papa meri shadi karwa do jaldi, nahin to main dadi se shadi kar lunga.
Papa- Tu meri maa se shadi karega.
Bachcha- Aap ne bhi to meri maa se shadi ki hai..

SMS Joke

What's True Bravery?

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To arrive home..
Fully Drunk..
Late night out.

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Mom waiting with a Jhadu
N
You ask: Hey Mom, abhi tak Safai kar rahi ho..!!

Shiva Joke Text Message

Shiva: Balak tumhari tapsya se main khush hua bol tujhe kya chahiye.

Bhakt: Guitar dedo.

Shiv ji: Abe Guitar hota to mai Damru bajata kya.

Exam Sms Joke

A Hot Girl gets in Professors cabin and says:
I'll do anything to pass!!


Prof: kuch bhi?

Girl: yes!

Prof: Sure??

Girl: Yes!



Prof: To Padhle Beti..!!

Husband and Wife Joke

Husband to Wife: Tum meri Zindagi ho,
Aur...

Wife: Aur Kya?

Aur...

Tell me aur kya?
Wife shouted: Tell me aur kya?

Husband: Aur Laanat hai aisi zindagi par :(

Santa and Hitler

Hitler: "There is no word like
IMPOSSIBLE in my Dictionary."

Santa: "Ab bolne se kya faayda?
Jab kharidi thi tab he check krna tha na" ;o)

Dil Mein Aaja

Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Girl: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!

Santa ki Amma Mar Gayi

Santa ki Amma mar gayi,
ek adami bola,
Amma mujhe bhi le jati,
2-4 aur bole Amma hame bhi le jati,
Santa bola chup ho jao salo Amma kya Tata sumo lekar gayi hai.

Santa Banta

Santa: I kiss my wife daily before i go to office.
Banta: I kiss ur wife after u go to office.
Santa: Oye balle balle First to main hi aya.

Teri Judai Mein

Boy:
Teri judai mein Neend udti hai, Chain khota hai,
Jaan jaati hai, Dil rota hai
Girl:
Doctor nu dikha kanjra, Dengu aaise he hota hai.

Punjab Police

Lady to Punjab police: Ji mera pati 5 din pehle Gobhi lene gaya tha, abhi tak nahi aaya!
Police Inspector: Te hor koi sabji banalo ... jaroori Gobhi banani hai!

Height of Embarrassment

A man was sitting with his wife in a bar, another lady came to his wife & said:
"Paise Pehle Le Lena, Ye Aadmi Baad Mein Lafda Karta Hai"