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Gullu's Wish and God's Humor


Gullu to God: Plz give me 1 bag full of MONEY,
a JOB and 1 BIG Vehicle full of GIRLS!

GOD: TATHASTU




Today Gullu is Bus Conductor in Govt Girls College.

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Shiva Joke Text Message


Shiva: Balak tumhari tapsya se main khush hua bol tujhe kya chahiye.

Bhakt: Guitar dedo.

Shiv ji: Abe Guitar hota to mai Damru bajata kya.

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