Funny SMS Exam Result Insurance

Kash koi “Exam Result” ka Insurance kara deta,
Toh har Exam ke pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna Insurance claim karva lete!

Funny Exam SMS Shayari

Exams ka kala saya hai,
Exam k dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
Par inhe kaun samjhaye ye to bus moh maya hai!!

Funny Exam SMS

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Hum Pard Pate Hain
Balti Bhar Yaad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hain
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain!

Sms Exam Joke - Marks

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagane chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
maine to us kaminey master
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hai…!!

Exam Sms Joke

A Hot Girl gets in Professors cabin and says:
I'll do anything to pass!!


Prof: kuch bhi?

Girl: yes!

Prof: Sure??

Girl: Yes!



Prof: To Padhle Beti..!!

Basant Panchami SMS "Saraswati Vandana"

May Goddess Saraswati,
Who is fair like the jasmine-colored moon,
Who is surrounded & respected by the Gods,
Protect You.
May she fully remove Ur Lethargy, Sluggishness, & Ignorance.
& Brighten Ur life wid Knowledge.