Funny Exam SMS Shayari

Exams ka kala saya hai,
Exam k dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
Par inhe kaun samjhaye ye to bus moh maya hai!!

Good Morning Sms Shayari

Good Morning!
Arz hai,
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein
Teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar
Meri chai thandi ho jaati hai :)

Funny Shayari

"Pani dekh k pyas lagti hai
Shadi dekh k hume b aas lagti hai,

Hum logo ko kaise samjhaye
Har jhakas ladki ki Maa Hume apni Saas lagti hai"

Funny SMS in Punjabi

"Jad v socha tera he khyal aave
Har taraf chehra tera he nazar aave,

Dil vicho bus ehi dua aave k
Tere jeha NAMUNA rabb hor na bnave"

Shayri funny text message

"Zindgi mein kabhi kuch chaha he nahin
Jo chaha wo kabhi paya he nhin,

Jis-jisko paya use kuch yun kho diya jaise
Zindagi mein kbhi koi aya he nhin"
Wah - Wah!!

Funny Shayari SMS

"Ye Zindagi ek Moh Maya hai
Jeevan me sukh kisne Paya hai,

Ek hum hain jo Bhulte nahi hai Aapko
Or ek Aap ho jo kehte ho
Fir Kambakhat ka Sms aaya hai"

Dosti SMS

"Meri Dosti wo daag hai
Jo aap mita nahin paoge,

Bus itni guzarish hai aapse

Ki Surf exel se mat dhona
Varna Dhoondhte reh jaoge"

Funny Eid SMS

"Yun Aaine se kab tak Dil behlao ge
Jab koi nahin hoga to Khud ko Tanha paoge,

Choti EID to chalo guzar gayi lekin
Wada karo Bari EID pe zaroor Nahao ge"

Mera Dil Dukhate Ho

"Kyon har mausam ki tarh badal jate ho
Kyon har roj mera dil dukhate ho,

Meri ruh tak kaanp jati hai ye sunakar ki
Tum Bartan Dhone K Sabun Se Nhate Ho"

Teri Judai Mein

Boy:
Teri judai mein Neend udti hai, Chain khota hai,
Jaan jaati hai, Dil rota hai
Girl:
Doctor nu dikha kanjra, Dengu aaise he hota hai.

Uska Naam

Khoon se likh diya har diwar pe Uska Naam,
Khoon se likh diya har diwar pe Uska Naam,

Aur fir tod di har diwar jis pe likha tha uska naam,
Kyon Ki....
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