Gandhi Jayanti Sms Joke

CIRCUIT- Bhai, GANDHI JAYANTI Ke Bare Me Batao.

MUNNA BHAI - GANDHI Mast, Solid Admi Tha.
Par JAYANTI Ke Sath Kya Lafda Tha,
Ye Apun Nahi Janta.

Sms Exam Joke - Marks

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagane chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
maine to us kaminey master
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hai…!!

Hindi Jokes

Ravan: Cigarette hai kya?
Hanuman: Nahi
Ram: Ek packet hai na?
Hanuman: Aap Chup rahiye Prabhu
Saale k 10 sir hai poora packet khatam ho jayega.

Hindi Sms Joke

Santa ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.
Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne kaha 'Test honge'.
Santa bola- Inki umar zyada hai test nahin oneday ya 20-20 karwa lo.

Gullu's Wish and God's Humor

Gullu to God: Plz give me 1 bag full of MONEY,
a JOB and 1 BIG Vehicle full of GIRLS!

GOD: TATHASTU




Today Gullu is Bus Conductor in Govt Girls College.