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Kanjus Pappu
Respected,
International Kanjus,
Thanks for not sending any Sms,
You will win "Pappu Kanjus Rahna Award"
Na na sms mt karna,
Kahin ye! Award hath se na nikal jaye..
Vodafone SMS
Vodafone walon ka KUTTA
Aaj subah he chal bsa,
Ab wo Monkey se Add krwaana chahte hain.
Tujhe
Meri
Dosti
ki
Kasam,
Kahin Chhup Ja ;o)
Plz Bahar Mat Nikalna
Maine ye batane k liye SMS kiya ki tujhe PagalKhane wale dhund rahe hain. Plz bahar mat nikalna.
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Hatt Pagli
Ab thanks bolkar rulaegi kya.
Lazy Person Like U
How does Lazy person like u
Take bath during winters :
Stands in front of mirror,
throws water on the mirror
n says
"Chak de Fatte, Aaj too naha he liya fir"
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