Shivaratri SMS

Om Namah Shivaya!

Maha Shivaratri ke is utsav par
Bhagwan Shiv or Maa Shakti ki kripa aap par sadaa bani rahe.

Shivratri ki Haardik Shubhkamnayen.

Valentine's Day SMS

"Jab Khamosh Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai
Aise Hi Mahobbat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai

Tumhare Hi Khayalon Mein Khoye Rehte Hain
Pata Nahi Kab Din gujartaa hai Kab Raat Hoti Hai"

Duriyaan Dilon Mein

"Duriyan he dilon ko nazdik lati hain
Duriyan he ek duje ki yaad dilati hain,

Dur hokar bhi koi kareeb hai kitna
Duriyan he is bat ka ehsas dilati hain"

Shiva Joke Text Message

Shiva: Balak tumhari tapsya se main khush hua bol tujhe kya chahiye.

Bhakt: Guitar dedo.

Shiv ji: Abe Guitar hota to mai Damru bajata kya.

Shayri funny text message

"Zindgi mein kabhi kuch chaha he nahin
Jo chaha wo kabhi paya he nhin,

Jis-jisko paya use kuch yun kho diya jaise
Zindagi mein kbhi koi aya he nhin"
Wah - Wah!!

Exam Sms Joke

A Hot Girl gets in Professors cabin and says:
I'll do anything to pass!!


Prof: kuch bhi?

Girl: yes!

Prof: Sure??

Girl: Yes!



Prof: To Padhle Beti..!!

Kanjus Pappu

Respected,
International Kanjus,
Thanks for not sending any Sms,
You will win "Pappu Kanjus Rahna Award"

Na na sms mt karna,
Kahin ye! Award hath se na nikal jaye..

Ye Vaada Hai Aapse

"Pal pal ke Rishte ka Vaada hai Aap se
Apnaapan kuch itna Zyada hai Aap se,

Na sochna ke bhool jayenge Aap ko
Zindagi bhar Chahenge ye Vaada hai Aap se"

Love U Jaan

Judaai

"Dil ko aata hai jab bhi Khyaal Unka
Tasvir se puchte hain phir Haal Unka,

Wo kabhi humse pucha karte the Judaai kya hai
Aaj Samajh aaya hai Sawaal Unka"

Funny Shayari SMS

"Ye Zindagi ek Moh Maya hai
Jeevan me sukh kisne Paya hai,

Ek hum hain jo Bhulte nahi hai Aapko
Or ek Aap ho jo kehte ho
Fir Kambakhat ka Sms aaya hai"

Funny Text Message

Kabhi yaad aaye
To phone kar lena,

Paise kam ho
to Sms kar lena,

Agar ye bhi na kar sake to

Mobile dahi mein Daal kar
Vibration on kar lena...

Aur

Lassi Pee Lena :)