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Gullu's Wish and God's Humor


Gullu to God: Plz give me 1 bag full of MONEY,
a JOB and 1 BIG Vehicle full of GIRLS!

GOD: TATHASTU




Today Gullu is Bus Conductor in Govt Girls College.

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Funny Joke SMS "Parrot"


Ek admi ki car se parrot takra k behosh ho gya. Admi parrot ko ghar le gya, pinjre me rakha, khana diya.

Parrot hosh me aaya, bola: Aila jail? Car ka driver mar gya kya.

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