Funny Friendship SMS

Friendship means:

U happy, I happy
U sad, I sad
U cry, I cry
U laugh, I laugh
U fell down in mud


I Dance Dhinchak Dhinchak..!

Deadly IQ of a Sardar

Deadly IQ of a Sardar..
Wat is d opposite of Achaar?
Ans. Onion!

How?

Achaar=Pickle=Pee-Kal
so opposite of Pee-Kal is Pee-Aaj=Peeaaj=Onion!
Ultimate logic

Funny SMS "Kanjus"

Khud ko kar kanjus itna ki..

Har sms bhejne se pehle..

Service center wale khud call kar k puche..


Bta sach me bheja hai ya galti se sent ho gya.

SMS Jokes "Dadi Se Shadi"

Bachcha- Papa meri shadi karwa do jaldi, nahin to main dadi se shadi kar lunga.
Papa- Tu meri maa se shadi karega.
Bachcha- Aap ne bhi to meri maa se shadi ki hai..