Funny SMS in Punjabi

"Jad v socha tera he khyal aave
Har taraf chehra tera he nazar aave,

Dil vicho bus ehi dua aave k
Tere jeha NAMUNA rabb hor na bnave"

SMS Joke

What's True Bravery?

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To arrive home..
Fully Drunk..
Late night out.

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Mom waiting with a Jhadu
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You ask: Hey Mom, abhi tak Safai kar rahi ho..!!

"Dil Mein Rehte Ho Tum"

"Masjid ki Namaaj ya Mandir ki Dua ho tum
Ho Khuda ka tohfa ya khud Khuda ho tum,

Eh mere Rab khud he karo faisla
Dil mein rehte ho tum ya Dil ki jagah ho Tum"

Ek Dost

"Khuda tera jitna Shukriya karu kam hai
Doston ki mehfil mein Ek Dost bada Aham hai,

Khuda use kabhi ruswa na karna
Uska har aansu Umar bhar ka gam hai"

Hindi Shayari

"Banke ajnabi mile the zindagi k safar me
In yaadon k lamho ko kabhi Mitayenge nahi,

Agar yaad rakhna aadat hai aapki
to vaada hai...
Hum bhi aapko kabhi Bhulayenge nahi"

Shayari Text Message

"Aansu na hote aankhon mein
to Aankhen Khubsurat na hoti,

Dard na hota duniya mein
to Khusiyon ki Kimat Na hoti,

Sab muraadein hoti puri Chahne se
to Khuda ki Zaroorat na hoti"

Holi SMS "Tumse Milne Aana Hai"

"Dil ne ek baar aur humaara kehna maana hai,
Is holi pe phir useh rangne jaana hai;

Neela, hara , peela , gulabi yeh sab to ek bhaana hai,
Holi ka ho din ya kuch aur hume to tumse milne aana hai"

Holi Text Message

"Holi Ka Gulal Ho,
Rango Ki Bhaar Ho,

Gujhia Ki Mithas Ho,
Har Ek Baat Khas Ho,

Sab Ke Dil Mein Pyar Ho,
Aisa Holi Ka Tyohaar Ho"

Happy Holi!

Milad Un Nabi SMS

"Duniya ki her Fiza mein Ujala RASOOL ka,
Ye saari kainaat hai Sadqa RASOOL ka;

Khushbu-e-Gulab hai Pasina RASOOL ka,
Aap ko bhi ho Mubarak Mahina RASOOL ka"

EID-e-MILAD-UN-NABI Mubarak Ho