Basant Panchami SMS "Saraswati Vandana"

May Goddess Saraswati,
Who is fair like the jasmine-colored moon,
Who is surrounded & respected by the Gods,
Protect You.
May she fully remove Ur Lethargy, Sluggishness, & Ignorance.
& Brighten Ur life wid Knowledge.

Vodafone SMS

Vodafone walon ka KUTTA
Aaj subah he chal bsa,

Ab wo Monkey se Add krwaana chahte hain.

Tujhe
Meri
Dosti
ki
Kasam,


Kahin Chhup Ja ;o)

Basant Panchami Text Message

"Saahas Sheel Hriday Mein Bhar De
Jeevan Tyaag Tapomar Kar De,

Sanyam Satya Sneh Ka Var De
Maa Sarswati Aapke Jivan Mein Ullas Bhar De"

Dosti SMS

"Meri Dosti wo daag hai
Jo aap mita nahin paoge,

Bus itni guzarish hai aapse

Ki Surf exel se mat dhona
Varna Dhoondhte reh jaoge"

Vasant Panchami SMS

May the occasion of Vasant Panchami,
Bring the wealth of knowledge to U,
May U be blessed by Goddess Saraswati
& All Ur Wishes Come True.

Raahe Zindagi Mein

"Manzile bahut hain
Afsane bahut hain,

Raahe zindagi mein
Imtehan aane bahut hain,

Mat kar gila uska
Jo na mila tujhe,

Es duniya mein
Jine ke bahaane bahut hain."

Shayari SMS

"Rehne de Aasmaa ko
Zameen ki Talash kar,

Sab kuch yahin hai
Kahin aur na talash kar,

Jo har Aarzu puri ho to,
Jeene ka kya mazaa?

Jeene ke liye bus,
ek kami ki talash kar."

Husband and Wife Joke

Husband to Wife: Tum meri Zindagi ho,
Aur...

Wife: Aur Kya?

Aur...

Tell me aur kya?
Wife shouted: Tell me aur kya?

Husband: Aur Laanat hai aisi zindagi par :(

Republic Day Text Message

100 Cr se upar ki Abaadi,
28 States,
15 Bhashayen,
Phir bhi hum sab Ek hain.

"JAI HIND"

Republic Day SMS Funny

Azad BHAARAT ke Nalayako,
Aaj agar Valentine day hota to message box overflow hota.
Chalo utho
Or sab ko 26 Jan ki Shubhkamnaye do.

HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY

Republic Day Message

Freedom in Mind
Faith in Words,
Memories in our Souls
Pride in our Heart.

Lets Salute the Nation on
REPUBLIC DAY

You and Me Last Night

I saw a Dream last night
Only You and Me...
You know what happened ??

You were looking so Innocent..
Coz I was eating Maggi
And you were saying:

"Ek Chammach Khila De Naa...
Plzzz"