Aids Day SMS Funny

I am sorry yaar,
Aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,
Kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,
Tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki
“AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

Eid Mubarak

"Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe
Dukh koi tere nerde vi na aave,

Hor ki dua manga main rabb to
Tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!
Eid Dian Mubarakan Hoon Tanu"

Eid Message

"Chupke se chand ki Roshni choo jaye Aapko
Dheere se ye Hawaa kuch keh jaye Aapko,

Dil se jo Chahte ho maang Lo Khuda se
Hum Dua karte hain mil jaye wo Aapko"
"EID MUBAARAK"

Unki Raahon Mein

"Wo ruthte rahe hum manate rahe
Unki raahon me palkein bichate rahe,

Unhone kabhi palat k bhi na dekha
Hum ankh jhapkane se bhi katrate rahe"

Punjabi Poetry

"Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na
Sochan meriya ch tu te bulave koi na,

Tere khayalan de mukaddme ch saza hoje
Hove umar qaid te chuddave koi na"

You are a GHONCHU

You r a GHONCHU..

Great
Hot
One in million
Naughty
Cute
Humble
Unique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu Ghonchu hi

Dil Mein Aaja

Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Girl: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!

Yaad Aati Hai

"Dil k kone se ek aawaz aati hai
Humein har pal tumhari Yaad aati hai,

Dil poochta hai bar-bar hum se
Jinhe hum Yaad karte hain,
Kya unhe bhi humari Yaad aati hai?"

HAAL-e-DIL

"Apni Khamosh zindagi mein bulana mujhe
Apne Haseen khwab ki Tasveer banana mujhe,

Main jo Puchun tumhara HAAL-e-DIL
To apni har Dhadkan ki Aawaz sunana mujhe"

Mera Dil Dukhate Ho

"Kyon har mausam ki tarh badal jate ho
Kyon har roj mera dil dukhate ho,

Meri ruh tak kaanp jati hai ye sunakar ki
Tum Bartan Dhone K Sabun Se Nhate Ho"

Santa ki Amma Mar Gayi

Santa ki Amma mar gayi,
ek adami bola,
Amma mujhe bhi le jati,
2-4 aur bole Amma hame bhi le jati,
Santa bola chup ho jao salo Amma kya Tata sumo lekar gayi hai.

Bahut Yaad Aane Lage

"Rooth kar aap hume bhulane lage
Itne door huye k bahut yaad aane lage,

Kaise bhool jaye ek pal mein aapko
Jab aap jaise dost banane me hume zamane lage"

Dil Ke Kareeb

"Din beet jate hain suhani yaadein bankar
Baate reh jati hai ek kahani bankar,

Par Dost to hamesha dil k karib rahenge
Kabhi muskan to kabhi aakhon ka pani bankar"

Happy Unmarried Life

It is well known saying that "Jo Hase, Unke Ghar Base"
But the question is "Ghar Basne K Baad Kitne Hase ?"
So enjoy Happy Unmarried Life

If U are in Love

If U r in Love Press-Down
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Thehar ja...
Dassaan Teri mummy nu...!
Badi Pyar di agg laggi hoyi hai !
Chup chap so ja !

Santa Banta

Santa: I kiss my wife daily before i go to office.
Banta: I kiss ur wife after u go to office.
Santa: Oye balle balle First to main hi aya.

Unki Yaadein

"Har Raat yaad unki aati hai
Yun he kabhi Aankh bhar aati hai

Khojti hai nigahe us pyare shaks ko
Yaadon mein jiski subah ho jati hai"

Plz Bahar Mat Nikalna

Maine ye batane k liye SMS kiya ki tujhe PagalKhane wale dhund rahe hain. Plz bahar mat nikalna.
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Hatt Pagli
Ab thanks bolkar rulaegi kya.

Teri Judai Mein

Boy:
Teri judai mein Neend udti hai, Chain khota hai,
Jaan jaati hai, Dil rota hai
Girl:
Doctor nu dikha kanjra, Dengu aaise he hota hai.

Itne Kareeb

"Fasle bahut hain, par itna maan lijiye
Kareeb reh kar bhi har koi khas nahi hota,

Aap khayalon mein he itne kareeb hain k
Faaslon ka ehsas hi nahi hota"