Aadat Na Rahi

"Sapno se dil lagane ki Aadat na rahi
har waqt muskurane ki Aadat na rahi,

Ye soch ke ki Mnane nahi aayenge
Ab hame Ruth jaane ki Aadat na rahi"

Bita Hua Kal or Zindagi Aaj

"Wo yaro ki mehfil wo muskurate pal
dil se juda hai apna bita hua kal,

Kabhi zindgi guzarti thi hasne hasane me
Aaj waqt guzrta hai kagaz k chand note kamane me"

Uska Naam

Khoon se likh diya har diwar pe Uska Naam,
Khoon se likh diya har diwar pe Uska Naam,

Aur fir tod di har diwar jis pe likha tha uska naam,
Kyon Ki....
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"SPELLING MISTAKE THI"

Punjab Police

Lady to Punjab police: Ji mera pati 5 din pehle Gobhi lene gaya tha, abhi tak nahi aaya!
Police Inspector: Te hor koi sabji banalo ... jaroori Gobhi banani hai!

Mujhe SMS Nahi Kiya

So jao, so jao bina sms kiye so jao,
sapne me bhoot aayenge aur thapad mar ke yaad dilayenge -
Ki tumne mujhe sms nahi kiya.
Have a "Bhootiya Night" :-)

Bus Hamein Pukar Lena

"Muskilo se apki mulakat na ho,
udas baithe ho, aisi koi baat na ho,

Mahfilon se saje zindagi apki,
bus hame pukar lena agar Koi saath na ho"

Jo Dil Se Na Gaye

"Zindagi mein kuch lamhe Khas ban gaye,
Mile to Mulakat ban Gaye...
Bichde to Yaad ban gaye,

Aur jo dil se na gaye wo
Aap Ban Gaye..."

Height of Embarrassment

A man was sitting with his wife in a bar, another lady came to his wife & said:
"Paise Pehle Le Lena, Ye Aadmi Baad Mein Lafda Karta Hai"